I had a dream about you last night.. You were balancing ten tiny footballs on your nose while dancing with a turquoise unicorn.

I had a dream about you last night... you were a giant slinky and I watched you fall down the stairs.

I had a dream about you last night.. You were playing with chicken livers and told me everyone was in quarantine.

I had a dream about you last night... You turned red, then green, and then blue. You told me you were trying to fit in with the m&m's.

I had a dream about you last night.. You were in the amazon rain forest yipping like a dog.

I had a dream about you last night... You tried to propose with a digital ceramic heater.

I had a dream about you last night... Unfortunately, it wasn't a dream.

I had a dream about you last night.. You kept screaming at Ted Danson to pour you a drink.

I had a dream about you last night... You replaced all the people in your life with kittens. It felt more like a prediction of the future.

I had a dream about you last night.. You pretended not to be a three hole punch.

I had a dream about you last night... shortly after I woke up screaming in terror.

The historian is a prophet looking backwards.

Quakers almost as good as colored. They call themselves friends and you can trust them every time.

So much of being a woman is telling lies

Here with my beer I sit, while golden moments flit: alas! They pass unheeded by: and as they fly, I, being dry, sit idly sipping here, my beer.

If we transform our ordinary mind into love and compassion we will naturally act in a positive way.

Pop music I have always loved best.

Anger devours almost all other good emotions. It deadens the soul. It numbs the heart to joy and gratitude and hope and tenderness and compassion and kindness.

There has to be a moment when you choose happiness, when you stand up, raise your face towards the sun, and just grab joy and put it in a place where no one can ever take it away from you.

Today we slaughtered them in the airport. They are out of Saddam International Airport

There are no rules for living, because you are unique. Find your truth in each moment and dare to live it. That is the way to freedom.