I had a dream about you last night... You turned red, then green, and then blue. You told me you were trying to fit in with the m&m's.

I had a dream about you last night... you were a giant slinky and I watched you fall down the stairs.

I had a dream about you last night.. You were playing with chicken livers and told me everyone was in quarantine.

I had a dream about you last night.. You were balancing ten tiny footballs on your nose while dancing with a turquoise unicorn.

I had a dream about you last night.. You were in the amazon rain forest yipping like a dog.

I had a dream about you last night... You tried to propose with a digital ceramic heater.

I had a dream about you last night... Unfortunately, it wasn't a dream.

I had a dream about you last night.. You kept screaming at Ted Danson to pour you a drink.

I had a dream about you last night... You replaced all the people in your life with kittens. It felt more like a prediction of the future.

I had a dream about you last night.. You pretended not to be a three hole punch.

I had a dream about you last night... shortly after I woke up screaming in terror.

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'!

Never give importance to anyone more than yourself, because once that person becomes important, you become nothing....

Humor is such a wonderful thing, helping you realize what a fool you are but how beautiful that is at the same time.

Realize you can chase your dreams with just believing. Don't be afraid to believe in some magic; if proof not in front in of you, follow your gut.

I'm only confrontational with my friends.

If you are not in the state of either acceptance, enjoyment, or enthusiasm, look closely and you will find that you are creating suffering for yourself and others.

There is no good theory of disease which does not at once suggest a cure.

You are my sweetest downfall.

That's what I do. I get in and get under people's skin and all that stuff. But you will remember me - and that's all that matters.

The speed with which bureaucracy has invaded almost every branch of human activity is something astounding once one thinks about it.