I had a dream about you last night... You replaced all the people in your life with kittens. It felt more like a prediction of the future.

I had a dream about you last night... you were a giant slinky and I watched you fall down the stairs.

I had a dream about you last night.. You were playing with chicken livers and told me everyone was in quarantine.

I had a dream about you last night.. You were balancing ten tiny footballs on your nose while dancing with a turquoise unicorn.

I had a dream about you last night... You turned red, then green, and then blue. You told me you were trying to fit in with the m&m's.

I had a dream about you last night.. You were in the amazon rain forest yipping like a dog.

I had a dream about you last night... You tried to propose with a digital ceramic heater.

I had a dream about you last night... Unfortunately, it wasn't a dream.

I had a dream about you last night.. You kept screaming at Ted Danson to pour you a drink.

I had a dream about you last night.. You pretended not to be a three hole punch.

I had a dream about you last night... shortly after I woke up screaming in terror.

education without inspiration is only a recipe for desperation

I don't think there is anything wrong with learning from people who are better than you.

Do not crush the flowers of wisdom with the hobnail boots of cynicism.

The Chinese government launched China's first 24-hour news channel. And since the channel will only report stories that are favorable to the ruling party, they've decided to call it Fox News.

I'm even embarrassed at times when my friends come upon my pictures.

If you were a crayon, what color would you most like to make out with?

We have a right to know the truth; no right to ask anything else from God, but the right to know that.

When you are unconditionally open and soft in your heart while your self empties and while your self fills, you live fulfilling the law of containment.

Man loves liberty, even if he does not know that he loves it. He is driven by it and flees from where it does not exist.

If you had the opportunity and some talent, there was no way you couldn't progress, because it was an open market. There was the advertising world, and there was the documentary world.