I had a dream about you last night... you were crying over spilt ink screaming "the words, the what could have been beautiful words.

I had a dream about you last night.. you were holding a pine cone and introducing him as Gerald.

I had a dream about you last night... you kept meowing at people and licking yourself it was not unlike you normally.

I had a dream about you last night.. you were trying to give coordinates to an apple

I had a dream about you last night... you were there.

I had a dream about you last night.. You thought you were a candy vampire, you were standing in the sun screaming 'I'm melting.

I had a dream about you last night... I was a brick and you were a blanket. Damn that improbability drive.

I had a dream about you last night... Well I say dream I mean nightmare... you were a Yankee fan.

I had a dream about you last night... you sat in a cardboard box and said you were a tree.

I had a dream about you last night… it was raining and you were fishing for fire to set a sandcastle a flame.

I had a dream about you last night... you made a beard for yourself out of forty two bags of Twizzlers.

Anyway, what I'm trying to say is, I really like you. A lot. But if you don't feel the same way about me, it's okay. Because you're really important to me, and I hope we can still be friends.

This won't stop her from getting elected...Stupider people get elected all the time. It's America. We love the sleazy. And the crazy.

Extroverts sparkle, introverts glow. Extroverts are fireworks, introverts are a fire in the hearth.

An athlete's diet is a complicated thing.

It is very obvious that we are not influenced by "facts" but by our interpretation of the facts.

You have to really know what you're saying.

I attacked my cancer diagnosis the same way I attack training and competing, and that's pretty fearless.

[Exchange] the galling burden of bachelorship for the easy yoke of matrimony.

If you do not value libraries then you do not value information or culture or wisdom. You are silencing the voices of the past and you are damaging the future.