I had a fair idea how it felt to get spanked with a large flat surface, and my rump clenched in sympathy.

It was almost enough to make me turn vegetarian, except for the pesky fact that I loved cheeseburgers.

I know, I'm an idiot!" Leo moaned. "A brilliant idiot, but still an idiot.

hermes has threatened me with slow mail. lousy Internet service and a horrible stock market if i publish this story. I hope he is just bluffing.

If you look at all aspects of all sports, everything comes down to basics and fundamentals.

Food has always brought me comfort and the bingeing is triggered when I'm in a space that is not positive.

I remember as a kid being scared of the things that go bump in the night, but I was way more scared of adults.

I was supposed to be a professional rollerblader!

I've never been to Harvard, I've never been to college, so I don't know what dorm life is like.

I have great faith in the military. I have great faith in certain of the commanders, certainly. But I have no faith in Hillary Clinton or the leadership.

I try to do much of the necessary alteration on the black and white [cartoons] rather than leave it to be done on the paintings.

You are free. Close your eyes. Open your mind. Let this music in, and you will see that this is true

I hate no one, sir. It seems a waste of emotional energy.

Why would I spend $5 billion for something in order to wreck it?