I had a few stocks, but stocks took a dive. I never sell my stocks.

I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I do know how to count.

If you have good food, people will come to your restaurant.

If you're not on a major label today, you're not gonna get played. They've got the market sewed up.

If I cut an album now and sell it for ten bucks, I can put seven dollars and fifty cents in my pocket.

I've grown up with my audience; they're my age or older. Not a lot of kids are coming to see me.

All I want to do is do my shows and play golf.

I had some airline stock, but the airlines tanked. I didn't have a lot of money in them, though.

All my money was made doing the dates and selling products when I was out there on the road.

Don't all the girls get prettier at closing time?

When a record co. finds a guy now, they want to own everything. They want to own the rights to market that person's particular name. They want a piece of the action all the way through.

Happiness is not found in serenity, tranquility or surrealism. It is found in harmony of thoughts, actions, and reality.

Why should I care?’ – The one who says this is the greatest offender of nature.

To find peace, find the love and understanding.

The remarkable thing about management is that a manager can go on for years making mistakes that nobody is aware of, which means that management can be a kind of a con job.

And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the heart that one can see rightly, what is essential is invisible to the eye.

Love is the question; Love is the answer.

We're going to rebuild our military. Our military is depleted. Our military is frankly, our military is in trouble.

In a pinch, I could always get work in pictures as a makeup artist.

As a woman, I know that if I write about another woman, it will be perceived as a catfight.

Ordering is very important with essays, even if a reader doesn't read the essays or the poems in order through the book...