I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

You are beautiful. Know this. Anyone who tells you otherwise is simply lying. You are beautiful.

Stand strong. Stand firm. Stand tall like tower.

I've never slept with a virgin, but I love breaking the seal on a new peanut butter.

Movies that tend to be converted or tend to be 3D in a late decision are not effective.

How happy he who can still hope to lift himself from this sea of error! What we know not, that we are anxious to possess, and cannot use what we know.

It is not so much what you believe in that matters, as the way in which you believe it and proceed to translate that belief into action.

You must put the essence of what you want to say into a painting. The rest is arbitrary. Chosen with discernment, but chosen, and choice involves elimination.

After the age of eighty, all contemporaries are friends.

One should travel as light as possible. I can organize myself to go on a ten-day trip with just hand luggage.

There has been so much rubbish written up in the papers over the years.