I had a gentleman in college tell me, during a date, that I could be really pretty if I lost some weight. On a date!

Don't waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions... Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

And I can see Russia from my house.

In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.

Most of the time you're too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, 'I work at 'Saturday Night Live,' and that is so cool.

I think if you ask any of us here, we all dreamed of ending up on Saturday Night Live. I remember thinking, 'I'll just keep doing this as long as I can get away with it.'

Tracy: Stop eating people's old french fries, little pigeon. Have some self-respect. Don't you know you can fly?

Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.

You go through big chunks of time where you're just thinking, 'this is impossible - oh,this is impossible'. And then you just keep going and keep going, and you sort of do the impossible.

I had my hair in a ponytail and looked my trademark exhausted.

Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.

My only advice is to feel with joy, listen with your heart, be kind to all, be compassionate when needed, and love endlessly.

You never hear someone called beautiful who neglects themselves.

I was happy with her and I suspect I never knew her.Would I have been truly happy if I had actually known her?

I understand it's promotion, but no one ever gave me a chance. No one ever thought I'd be the champ, and look where I'm at now.

I just thank God I can make a living doing something I enjoy as much as I do playing music.

I didnt really watch Dallas growing up, as I was a bit young and into other things, like sports.

Cynics know the answers without having penetrated deeply enough to know the questions. When challenged by mysterious truths, they marshall 'facts.

I love animation, I really do, but I don't do it for the children.

We're in our twenties and we don't know anything and it's awesome.

... the best way to own common stocks is through an index fund.