I had a good friend in New York City.

If you mind your own business, you'll stay busy all the time.

Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but your too fat to ride.

Somewhere between raising hell and amazing grace, Lord I know just how they feel.

We say grace and we say ma'am. If you ain't in to that, we don't give a damn.

Good friends, good whiskey, and good lovin', I want to thank you Lord.

The greatest of men, they don't get too big to cry. They just loose faith in love and life.

You can do anything that you wanna do, but uh-uh, don't step on my cowboy boots.

My daddy, he was somewhere between God and John Wayne.

Let me sum it up for ya: We got some people who work for a living, and we got some people who vote for a living.

I get whiskey bent and hell bound.

I don't eat fast food, but I can't live without pizza.

Bobby Fischer is the greatest Chess genius of all time!

I'm Howard Stern with a vocabulary. I'm the man he wishes he could be.

People become attached to their burdens sometimes more than the burdens are attached to them.

Darwinism is a pagan religion whose roots go back to the Sumerians and Ancient Egypt.

It already appears, that there must be in every society of men superiors and inferiors, because God has laid in the constitution and course of nature the foundations of the distinction.

The history of the world is full of men who rose to leadership, by sheer force of self-confidence, bravery and tenacity.

Faith is not about how much you believe in what you believe. Faith is about believing that the One you believe in is believable.

The lower a man descends in his love, the higher he lifts his life.