I had a great time on News Radio, I got to make tons of money in relative obscurity and learn a lot about the TV biz and work on my standup act constantly. It was a dream gig.

If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.

The people I know that have the hardest time keeping it together emotionally are people that don't workout.

The time you spend hating on someone robs you of your own time. You are literally hating on yourself and you don't even realize it.

One of the most fascinating lessons I've absorbed about life is that the struggle is good.

Build confidence and momentum with each good decision you make from here on out and choose to be inspired.

The key to happiness doesn't lay in numbers in a bank account but in the way we make others feel.

You're just part of the soup of the universe, so just try to enjoy what's good about it.

Greatness and madness are next door neighbours; and they borrow each other's sugar. You don't get there without the other.

This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem, and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem.

There's a direct correlation between positive energy and positive results.

The Scientist - with capital letters and no smile.

removed an inch long section. She almost called Dr. Sears, but

The portions of a woman which appeal to man's depravity Are constructed with considerable care.

Nature can exist without Art, but Art can never exist without Nature.

When we get together to rehearse, we could write music together all day long - GOOD music.

It's not appealing to deal with countries that express hatred towards us.

Measure your emotions. You don't need an atomic explosion for a minor point.

All the emails I get these days start with sorry but I've been so busy, and I don't understand how we can be so busy and then have nothing to say to each other.

The premeditation of death is the premeditation of liberty; he who has learnt to die has forgot to serve.

The whole art of politics consists in directing rationally the irrationalities of men.