I had a great time working on 'Saturday Night Live.' It was one of the important times in my life.

Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets.

My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.

And when I was angry, when I was younger, I was in a cocoon. Now I'm a beautiful, black butterfly.

Bad news travels at the speed of light; good news travels like molasses.

I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but it's cool to have strong and powerful pets.

I see knowledge of self. I know who I am. When I look in the mirror, I see me.

Don't follow in my footsteps. Be original, and create your own path. Be a trailblazer! Do you! Be better than me. Do you! Be happy and have joy in your life.

I love my mother. My mother made sure, her stubbornness - she made sure we was going to eat. She made sure we had Christmases. That was my mother. My father wasn't there for that.

My father said: "If you want to catch your girl cheating, you knock on the front door and run to the back, because he's coming out the back."

I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.

Correction badly undertaken creates distance.

It is a profound and necessary truth that the deep things in science are not found because they are useful: they are found because it was possible to find them.

We are made up of two contrasting ideals: Love And Fear. Pick One and Live.

It's just been so heartwarming to see my clothes on people in wheelchairs and people needing physical support.

I will continue modeling until they don't want me anymore basically because I do love it very much.

If a character dies, you get to do a big, juicy death scene. But the flip side is you're out of the sequel, which is where the real money is.

What matters is to aid others, to have a group dream.

That's why you find a lot of entertainers are insecure, because it's the perfect camouflage for insecurity.

The threat of taking something away makes us appreciate it more.

Great wisdom is generous; petty wisdom is contentious. Great speech is impassioned, small speech cantankerous.