I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.

Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today, it rankles me that people assume it was some kind of waltz in the park back then.

Being Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm was the best thing to happen to Larry David in life.

Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.

I’d rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time.

Women love a self-confident bald man.

Sometimes you have to wander a bit, and do what you don't want to in order to figure out what it is you're supposed to do.

Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.

A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone

I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it's hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood.

There is no difference between the person living in ignorance and the person living in darkness.

The word is like an object - we were thinking "bloom," "doom." It encapsulated tons: the bloom, the end of the bloom, and then coming back the next year.

Today, over half of American workers have less than $10,000 in savings and have no idea how they will be able to retire with any shred of dignity.

By understanding the meaning of common dreams, you can identify issues that want your attention in your waking life.

Loving can be hard. Sometimes we don't feel loving, but it isn't all about feeling. Very often it is about will. Practice that if you can.

A man of truth must ever be confident, if he has also equal need to be diffident.

It's like you can't even go on the radio anymore and condemn a whole subset of people to hell without getting some blowback.

I don't think there's ever a time where I step back and say I wish I was something different. I'm doing what I love to do.

It's amazing to see things that are suggested in the book fully developed and so brilliantly realized through the artistry of the designers.

When one runs 45, 50 or even 100km, for me, is not an ultra runner