I had a migraine for about seven or eight straight days, and I was unable to sleep most nights.

Personally, I think tying garbage bags around your head and hands is overkill.

I had glow in the dark bands made up and I've given away a ton of them.

I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That's all any of us can hope for.

Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven.

Let's stop playing with ourselves and get on with the entertainment, shall we?

I remember lying down for a nap one day at about 4:00 and walking up at 11:00 the next morning.

I am severely distracted these days. It's hard to sit in front of the computer, uploading bad music for hours, when you have a wonderful boyfriend who treats you like a Goddess.

Like every aspect of cancer I've weathered thus far, today's experience was not at all demoralizing, expensive or humiliating. No, it was just plain fun.

I'd like to run for office someday, but I'm afraid my ability to spell might give me an unfair advantage.

I can wholeheartedly apologize for not being at all sorry. And it really is the least I can do.

An informed parent or caregiver becomes empowered, and empowerment can lead to the best care for our children.

His Highness was always confident in his statements, especially about what he viewed for the first time.

When you are pretty sure that an Adventure is going to happen, brush the honey off your nose and spruce yourself up as best you can, so as to look Ready for Anything.

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.

I hadn't been that impressed with someone since I worked with Meryl Streep.

Software engineering is not about right and wrong but only better and worse

Advertising in the past has been predicated on a mass market and a captive audience.

Truth is God, and truth overrides all our plans.

It's an intolerable abuse of power to have employees who are supposed to be advancing the public interest actually working on political campaigns.

Sir, what is poetry? Why, Sir, it is much easier to say what it is not. We all know what light is; but it is not easy to tell what it is.