I had a soft spot for crazy people.

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

You might be able to kiss like a rock star, but you’ve got to get over this macho trip. You don’t own me.

Because the part of me that remembers what it was like all those lifetimes ago still cares for you .. loves you.

Stand up like a mountain; have faith like a rock; love like an avalanche

I'm pretty goofy, I'll do anything for a laugh.

We are not the people who made this world, Lukas, but it's up to us to survive it. You need to understand that." "We can't control where we are right now," he mumbled, "just what we do going forward.

Be prepared. *smacks chest*

Metaphysics is the science of proving what we don't understand.

It's not that I don't like pants, I just choose not to wear them some days.

The mealy look of men today is the result of momism and so is the pinched and baffled fury in the eyes of womankind.

Man discovers his own wealth when God comes to ask gifts of him.