I had a soft-spot in my heart for Ronald Reagan, if only because he was a sportswriter in his youth.

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a God and the only thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.

Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?

Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.

Hope rises and dreams flicker and die. Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday. Life is beautiful and living is pain.

To enjoy more, wonder more and smile more.

The light within my soul is sacred.

If you believe someone believe blindly either you get a good relation or a good lesson

Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has.

There are a lot of good guys that I race against, and that's what I enjoy the most.

Happiness for a reason is just another form of misery because the reason can be taken away from us at any time.

There are griefs which grow with years.

You just cant predict baseball

An egotist is not a man who thinks too much of himself; he is a man who thinks too little of other people.

This generation may be the one that will face Armageddon.