I had a terrible fight with my wife on New Year's Eve. She called me a procrastinator. So I finished addressing the Christmas cards and left.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

But to find out the truth about how dreams die, one should never take the word of the dreamer.

Children are like soft petals. One wrong pluck and they are damaged forever.

No matter how dark and hopeless a situation may seem, always hold on and never give up your dream.

Keep your eyes open and try to catch people in your company doing something right, then praise them for it.

In Braille you write your flat sign first and then your note.

Goals give you more than a reason to get up in the morning; they are an incentive to keep you going all day.

That's why basketball was so good, because I didn't really need you or anyone else to play it. It would be better if we played four-on-four or five-on-five, but I could go out there alone.

Cowards falter, but danger is often overcome by those who nobly dare.

You're told that you're in your head too much, a phrase that's often deployed against the quiet and cerebral. Or maybe there's another word for such people: thinkers.

They that do much themselves deny, Receive more blessings from the sky.