I had a twin, and he didn't make it.

As comedians, we have the opportunity to convey a message that will have an effect. The best can make you laugh and cry, the way musicians and actors can.

I have not heard from President Barack. I've never gotten a phone call.

In the clubs, it's all out and you can say whatever as the character. TV has standards.

Im known for impressions and family stories.

I met Kanye. I'm starstruck, man, but I stayed away from that guy. I didn't want him to go on a rant, go off on me. He did it at his wedding.

Truth is a continuous examination, and Fact... always supersedes belief.

Alternatively, anyone who favors Intelligent Design in lieu of evolution might pause to wonder why God devoted so much of His intelligence to designing malarial parasites.

PS. Docendo discimus. (Latin. By teaching, we learn.)

It's just that I've learned that somebody's appearance doesn't always match what's going on inside him. You can't look at a guy's face and see his demons.

You're unique, amazing Like no one else You have the exclusive On being yourself.

Work could cure almost anything

The novel remains a very special form for me.

The sexual organs are the most sensitive organs of the human being. They are not diplomats. They tell the truth.

Modeling and pageants help me overcome feeling insecure about the way that I look and my height.

Agreement is made more precious by disagreement.