I had a very diametrically opposite set of parents.

I just became one with my browser software.

Everybody that loves Nancy loves it in a slightly condescending way. Nancy is comics reduced to their most elemental level.

Looking back Little Lulu was an early feminist, but at the time I just thought she was a really feisty developed comic strip character.

All life is a blur of Republicans and meat.

Frivolity is a stern taskmaster.

Unfortunately what came out of it was also kind of an imitation community with a lot of mindless conformity.

I guess if you take yourself seriously as an artist there starts either the problem or the beauty of doing good artwork.

Everyone says how Calvin and Hobbes is about a real kid, to me there's nothing real about it; it's an adult using a kid's body as a mouthpiece.

Yes, but personally I was never a big acid head.

Their scrambled attention spans struck me as a metaphor for the way we get our doses of reality these days.

You make the rest of the beautiful things in the world cry for even trying at all. You make it hard for me to breathe.

What are the odds that people will make smart decisions about money if they don’t need to make smart decisions—if they can get rich making dumb decisions?

Blake hung an arm on my shoulders. “Alone at last.”“I’m right here, ” Logan said.“Maybe you shouldn’t be.

Even discomfort or pain delivers awareness of life, and an opportunity for gratitude.

When the last tree is cut and the last fish killed, the last river poisoned, then you will see that you can't eat money.

God loveth the clean.

People do not connect with what happened last week, let alone what happened 20 years ago.

In solitude a dialogue always arises, because even in solitude there are always two.

There's nothing better than going out there and performing and making that connection with audiences. Even after all this time I get the biggest buzz from that.

The connection between dress and war is not far to seek; your finest clothes are those you wear as soldiers.