I had a video made of my recent knee operation. The doctor said it was the best movie I ever starred in.

I don't need anyone to rectify my existence. The most profound relationship we will ever have is the one with ourselves.

I think of life itself now as a wonderful play that I've written for myself, and so my purpose is to have the utmost fun playing my part.

And I think we'll be able to prove scientifically that other talents such as intuitive, psychic, clairvoyant and audiovoyant are very real.

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office.

You know when you eat too many sweets and get diabetes? Paparazzi are the diabetes of materialistic culture.

Fear makes strangers of people who would be friends.

Dwelling on the negative simply contributes to its power.

We are not victims of the world we see, we are victims of the way we see the world.

A person who knows how to laugh at himself will never ceased to be amused.

Crystals amplify the consciousness.

If I have done anything, even a little, to help small children enjoy honest, simple pleasures, I have done a bit of good.

Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion - as long as it agrees with ours.

When the mother of the race is free, we shall have a better world, by the easy right of birth and by the calm, slow, friendly forces of evolution.

guilt is the cause of more marauders than history's most obscene disauders

My mom cares that I tweeted a picture of my breakfast. She's knows I'm eating and I'm safe.

Just because a chicken was born in the oven doesn't make it a biscuit.

The women in my family are just strong women who do their own thing, so I knew I needed to have individuals like that.

And, before science had caught up with the legend, the legend had swallowed science and everything.

Let your holidays be associated with great public events, and they may be the life of patriotism as well as a source of relaxation and personal employment.