I had always been heavily influenced by stand-up.

It's fun, I didn't have enough money as a kid to buy a drum set, so I had to do something. I would mimic the sounds. That was it. And it worked. It worked for years.

I think that it's really, really funny to see adult themes in a genre that's usually directed towards children.

I just don't like it when people get credited for their voice work and it's really shitty. It's really thin, there's nothing to it, there's no meat behind it. It's, like, "Oh, it's a celebrity."

Slowly but surely, the older I get, the fatter I get. It just goes.

I think cartoons are important. Tell me that you don't like cartoons, and I think there's something wrong with you. I don't understand why people don't like cartoons.

The more you ride the bike, the better it gets, and the more you know how to ride it.

I will always find a way and a way will always find me.

She didn't protest as Hale slid his arm around her and pulled her to rest against his chest. It was somehow softer there than she remembered.

People who worry about their hair all the time, frankly, are boring.

What I value most in new music today is strangeness, oddity. Passion. And humor. I listen to a lot of hip-hop because it combines so many things like that.

I think you are very selfless.

Successful love takes a load off our hearts, and puts it upon our shoulders.

Television is the triumph of machine over people.

After two or three sessions of meditating on your heart chakra, it will no longer be necessary for you to physically touch your chest. You will sense the spot automatically.

That spirit of mockery characteristic of the guaracha was part of the mambo from the beginning.

Life is like a giant smorgasbord of more delicious alternatives than you can ever hope to taste. So you have to reject having some things you want in order to get other things you want more.