I had always loved comedy, and acted out Steve Martin and Bill Cosby albums with my sister for my parents on road trips and stuff, and I loved to laugh and make people laugh.

Running is special. We've all done it: well, poorly, focused, in fear, being pursued, toward a goal. It's just elemental. Running is like fire.

Cats probably wouldn't need 9 lives if they wore tiny little helmets and didn't smoke cigarettes.

It's probably not love if you don't press your face to the toilet seat after they've used it to feel their warmth.

If you have an opinion on what other adults do consensually with other adults when they take their pants off, you're a weirdo.

I can't 'make' you love me. But I can fill my pantry with your favourite snacks and offer you a weekly stipend of $75.

I think your ambition for something changes as you go.

It's hard for me to get embarrassed, but the things that do embarrass me would be if anybody ever heard my wife and I talking in our robust, made-up language.

On stage, I'm me. I'm a husband, I'm a dad, I'm a guy, I'm a mess - but I am a cohesive thing that you recognize as one human entity saying these things that he generally believes.

It's a good idea to have a break, to let your mind rest and so you can start to cultivate ideas.

It makes me sad that corporations and media and Hollywood conspire to make people feel terrible about their bodies from the second they wake up ,so I sort of try to subversively undercut that.

All hate is hurt, all compassion is understanding

Solitude is where I place my chaos to rest and awaken my inner peace.

One picture is worth a thousand words. Yes, but only if you look at the picture and say or think the thousand words

If pimps and thieves were invariably sentenced, all decent people would get to thinking they themselves were constantly innocent.

The subliminal self is in no way inferior to the conscious self. It knows how to choose and to divine.

The reason you have to say "Trust me" is that you haven't earned it and are forced to ask for it - BAD MOVE.

Newspapers have become more important to the average man than the scriptures.

I think if everyone had the luxury to pursue a life of exactly what they love, we would all be ranked as visionaries and brilliant.

I wanted to play some more grown-up music - jazz.

Will you go to His feet and place yourself entirely at His disposal?