I had always wanted to be on SNL, it's not always great, but it's this leftover childhood dream.

I started doing improv my sophomore year.

Actually, I didn't like Dartmouth very much, but the whole theater scene I really liked.

All I remember is the last time I played a videogame, it was Space Invaders.

I'm definitely not up-to-date on the high-tech videogame world.

I was sort of the class-clown type, and I was also in school plays, and I always liked comedy.

I have no wisdom to share on dating.

But I majored in Drama, modified with Psychology.

I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.

I hate trying to analyze comedy in some deep way. If it gets laughs, it's funny.

I definitely don't want to do drama. I'm not looking to branch out into that world.

The rules from those who are politically correct restrict what you can say to or about anything in our daily life. They tell you what to call others and what others can call you.

They like to use those fancy words. They don't like to say “raped, '” he said. “They say “misdeed, ' “inappropriate touching, ' “mistake.' That's insulting. I'm not a mistake.

And where I excel is ridiculous, sickening, work ethic. You know, while the other guy's sleeping? I'm working.

If you strive to be perfect in everything, whether it's possible or not, you will always live a more fulfilled life.

Every great inspiration is but an experiment - though every experiment we know, is not a great inspiration.

I think I'm one of the very lucky ladies.

It has always amazed and humbled me to how the risk to bloom can seem so insurmountable beforehand and so inevitably freeing once the threshold of suffering is crossed.

And there is a difference between the essence of a Sacrament and its use.

I have always found that each step we take in life is to be regretted - if we once begin to wonder how many other steps might have been possible.

I had as lief have been myself alone.