I had amnesia once or twice.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Social Media begins with a story - your story.

Dragonflies are reminders that we are light and we can reflect light in powerful ways if we choose to do so.

Only God knows when the alarm will sound, ending the work and ministry of evangelism as we have known it.

Honest. It's almost always best to go with honest. It means you never have to worry about getting your story straight.

When I see the toothless guy, as a liberal, what I say is, 'I want to help you get teeth.' Why does that make me an a**hole?

There is no doubt in my mind that this is the greatest problem confronting mankind at this time and that it has reached the level of a state of emergency.

It is more important to know the person who has the condition than it is to know the condition the person has.

The issue isn't just jobs. Even slaves had jobs. The issue is wages.

And death makes equal the high and low.

At the immortal touch of thy hands my little heart loses its limits in joy and gives birth to utterance ineffable.