I had an alarm, I had nerve gas, I had a yogurt. What more could anyone want?

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

To attain the wisdom of every season, you must live all the seasons!

Happiness is hanging with friends who know you way more than you'd care to share.

Every person alive thinks they are the center of the universe, that they are everything, when in fact each of us is less than nothing.

It is in recognizing the actual presence of God that we find prayer no longer a chore but a supreme delight.

William Blake is my favorite poet of all time, and he said that he wasn't quite familiar with the sounds of music. If so, he would have been a musician.

I truly feel the best doctors are ones who are criticized by nurses, patients and family. They do not make excuses and learn from their mistakes.

No dog is as well bred or as well mannered or as distinguished and handsome.

Work hard! Just keep working hard until you can do something you want to do! We all progress at different speeds and in different ways, so be patient and keep working hard!

Why would you want to work for a living if you could just joke around? Being a celebrity expands your commercial possibilities.

A good teacher feels his way, looking for response.