I had an appointment with a sexual deviant and I didn’t want to be late.

Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.

Black hair, angelic face, and devil eyes.

Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back

First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times.

If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.

The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.

I'm welding the bimbo room shut.

She can tell you the height of the attacker from the trigonometry of the blood spatter, while I'm fuzzy on what trigonometry is.

I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to oblige.

Your headlights don't scare me.

We got places to go, people to meet, and things to blow up!That needs to be cross-stiched on a pillow

In achieving your greatest potential in life, the more enemies you'll make but just “Take care and play the game smart.

Where you live in the world should not determine whether you live in the world.

In my career, whether it's a big or a small movie, when I've worked on something for a long time, like [Ivan] Drago in Rocky IV, they start to take on a life of their own.

When I demanded of my friend what viands he preferred, He quoth: "A large cold bottle, and a small hot bird!"

The church is something beautiful

Nietzsche ... has caused [philosophers] so much confusion.

The most beautiful curve is a rising sales graph.

Knowing you are one with all, you find yourself in love with all.

People complain about my exclamation points, but I honestly think that's the way people think. I don't think people think in essays; it's one exclamation point to another.