I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days.

We just want to be remembered before something is set in stone.

His toupee makes him look twenty years sillier.

He is so old that his blood type was discontinued.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Sometimes we speak different languages, but our hearts are the same.

I may have had moments of regret in my life, but you know, they wouldn't add up to an hour.

Yeah, but a hellbender never dies. You ever see a dead one?

I just wish the world was twice as big and half of it was still unexplored.

The words we speak to each other should leave stretch marks, not bruises. Love is always picky about what it says.

I won't let this be my good-bye. I've folded one thousand paper crane memories of me and Grace, and I've made my wish. I will find a cure. And then I will find Grace.

Fortune, not wisdom, rules lives.

Calm's not life's crown, though calm is well.

If you're lucky, the friends you make when you're sixteen stay with you for the rest of your life. If you're smart, you know when it's time to let them go.