I had mostly been writing humor books, and my instinct is generally to go for the joke.

Pranking is ultimately turning the world upside down. It's in good fun.

Mac [Barnett]and I both had times when we moved, started new schools, and we know how hard that was, figuring out your identity and who you're going to be at the new school.

Wait, " she whispered breathlessly. "I want us to come together." "What's wrong with you comin' twice, luv?

Well, whose opinion did you take?”“I don’t ask for opinions.”“What do you go by?”“Judgment.”“Well, whose judgment did you take?”“Mine.”“But whom did you consult about it?”“Nobody.

Love hard when there is love to be had.

People who are drawn to meditation have had lots of incarnation in the world of experience, and we know the score. We know that experience is great, but it's not enough.

A man was meant to be doubtful about himself, but undoubting about the truth; this has been exactly reversed.

Those that are most slow in making a promise are the most faithful in the performance of it.

It's my responsibility as a singer-songwriter to report the news.

The local groceries are all out of broccoli, loccoli.

We have to be innovative, we have to be fresh, we have to be new. People are counting on that.

Hope can make people do terrible things.