I had my neck hurt for like five years, I could barely move my neck from doing this stunt, I almost died twice doing stunts, it's really dangerous.

I like drama. I love being in a drama where I get to be the funny guy. That's what I really love the most.

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short.

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself.

Latins for Republicans. It's like roaches for Raid.

Independent film is for actors that love to act.

It takes time to understand yourself, to go inside yourself and to question yourself and really take yourself to task. That's self-expression.

Is there a God? Yeah, but there's not just one God. There's a whole lot of gods, because one God couldn't have possibly made so many mistakes all by Himself. This had to be done by committee.

I love life, and I embrace every minute of it.

You know, I am kind of a bi-polarish schitzerphrenic. I run the gamut of being incredibly shy and withdrawn to being a crazy-eccentric exhibitionist. And I have always been like that.

Marriage is wild. I thought it was this perfect land of happiness and joy. Wrong! After you say you do, you don't for a long time.

Through recognizing and realizing the empty essence, instead of being selfish and self-centered, one feels very open and free

Honesty is the best insurance policy.

My mother said "You won't amount to anything because you procrastinate." I said "Just wait."

I can spot empty flattery and know exactly where I stand. In the end it's really only my own approval or disapproval that means anything.

I love music, and I love singing.

Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day.

He (Ted Simmons) didn't sound like a baseball player. He said things like 'nevertheless' and 'if, in fact.

If we spend our days waiting for fabulous roses we could miss the beauty and wonder of the tiny forget-me-nots that are all around us.

I love getting presents. And awards. I'd do whatever they told me to do.

Method acting? There are quite a few methods. Mine involves a lot of talent, a glass, and some cracked ice.