I had no idea that I could sustain a career as an artist. But, I loved music and wanted to be in the music business.

George Jones may be gone but his music will live on forever. What a great voice and a great friend.

Osama, yo Mama didn't raise you right. When you were young, she must have wrapped your turban too tight.

Everything is beautiful in its own way.

People will remember a good comedy song a lot longer than they would some of the so-called straight love songs.

The human brain is a funny thing: it's very susceptible to tempo and melody. You put the right words to it, and it becomes very influential.

Whatever you think, don't never, unless you will.

Do you qualify to be alive or is the limit of your senses so as to survive?

Take your love and put it where the sun don't shine.

If 10% is good enough for Jesus, it oughta be enough for Uncle Sam.

Take the wonder drug that cures all your ills, take Jeremiah Peabody's polyunsaturated, quick dissolving, fast acting, pleasant tasting, green and purple pills.

Even as she began to slip into the gloaming of her life, the primal need to live…to survive...clawed at her soul.

We must accept the fact that we have distorted and constricted our lives as adults in accordance with our unconscious beliefs.

Whenever the tissue of life is woven of legalistic relationships, this creates an atmosphere of spiritual mediocrity that paralyzes a person's noblest impulses.

Every choice we make is either a growth choice or a fear choice.

The same big TV antenna dwarfed each roof, as though life here could only be bearable if lived elsewhere in the imagination.

I don't know everything about the Southern Hemisphere, but if you're fans of something as bad as Vegemite, we must have similar interests.

I was shipwrecked before I got aboard.

I prize being just a normal dude that wakes up, goes to work, comes home to his wife - like, quite boring.

"Literature" is written material that, 100 years after the death of the author, is forced upon high school students.

A simple separate person is not contained between his hat and his boots.