I had no musical or athletic ability, and I wasnt particularly good looking. Comedy was something I could do for attention.

Race, Religion, Ethnic Pride, Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you have never met

You never hear in the news, "200 killed today when Atheist rebels took heavy shelling from the Agnostic stronghold in the north."

If you're offended by any word in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child.

There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.

There's only two types of people who are against drugs: the people who have never done drugs and the people who really sucked at doing drugs.

I am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that terrifies me.

Shouldn't the long-term goal of any society be complete unemployment?

One UK paper described me as a "miserablist", a word I'd never heard before or since. I looked it up and it means someone who can only be happy when they are miserable. Perfect.

I think a lot of women look at prostitutes like they're scabs crossing an union picket line, where they go: You can't just go out and sell it for what it's worth, we're holding out for so much more!

What if I don't want a leader? Where does that vote go? I do good on my own. I don't want to be led.

You can turn all your imaginations and dreams into tangible products if only you will invest your time into working hard to achieve that.

When excellence comes in at the door, failure flies out the window.

Live your life in such a way that you can say "I love my life" and really mean it.

And the bell jangled, the driver started. The bus whirled off, to the last stop, the lonely room, the lonely night.

The custom and fashion of today will be the awkwardness and outrage of tomorrow - so arbitrary are these transient laws.

I walked out on American Gangster: this evil piece of dreck. Defenders of this junk say that these movies give Black actors jobs. So did "Birth of a Nation."

If we don't do something to simplify the tax system, we're going to end up with a national police force of internal revenue agents.

Every true man is a cause, a country, and an age; requires infinite spaces and numbers and time fully to accomplish his design;--and posterity seem to follow his steps as a train of clients.

A work of art expresses itself as a balance sheet pitting the spoken against the unspoken.

I think being condemned to death is the only real distinction," said Mathilde. "It is the only thing which cannot be bought.