I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now I feel better.

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?

Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name.

My advice: just keep movin' straight ahead. Every now and then you find yourself in a different place.

And off we go, out onto the highway looking for a little fun. Perhaps a flatbed truck loaded with human cadavers will explode in front of a Star Trek reunion. One can only dream and hope.

I'm not a person who thinks they can have it all, but I certainly feel that with a bit of effort and guile I should be able to have more than my fair share.

You will not find joy out of fear, therefore eliminate every component of fear in your life if joy is what you need.

It is not easy to talk about a condition once dismissed as ‘the career women’s disease’. But women will continue to suffer until we realise the cost of ignoring it

I have faith in the judicial system.

I liked Bach played the way people expect Chopin to be played, and vice versa.

To understand a new idea, break an old habit.

During the many centuries that magic, here on this planet, was presumed to have worked, there were at least as many theories as to how magic worked as there were cultures and religions.

It is a first class human tragedy that people of the earth who claim to believe in the message of Jesus, whom they describe as the Prince of Peace, show little of that belief in actual practice.

Any time a negro community lives under fear that its churches are going to be bombed, then they have to realize they're living in a war zone.

Get back to work you slacker or you're fired.

A book is solitude, privacy; it is a way of holding the self apart from the crush of the outer world.