I had no sympathy for drama queens.

I have a meanness inside me, real as an organ. Slit me at my belly and it might slide out, meaty and dark, drop on the floor so you could stomp on it.

Friends see most of each other’s flaws. Spouses see every awful last bit.

Dark sides are important. They should be nurtured like nasty black orchids.

The face you give the world tells the world how to treat you.

Love makes you want to be a better man. But maybe love, real love, also gives you permission to just be the man you are.

My mother had always told her kids: if you're about to do something, and you want to know if it's a bad idea, imagine seeing it printed in the paper for all the world to see.

I was not a lovable child, and I'd grown into a deeply unlovable adult. Draw a picture of my soul, and it'd be a scribble with fangs.

They always call depression the blues, but I would have been happy to waken to a periwinkle outlook. Depression to me is urine yellow, washed out, exhausted miles of weak piss.

Sleep is like a cat: It only comes to you if you ignore it.

Ironic people always dissolve when confronted with earnestness, it's their kryptonite

Live fast. Die young. Be wild. Have fun.

Danger sweetens the brew. Makes it more delicious.

What lies between where you are and where you want to be sometimes requires traveling through the Twilight Zone.

I see myself and many artists like me as the torchbearers through these dark ages.

You want to balance the budget in this country? We change the salary structure for Congress and the President. Every year they don't balance the budget, we don't pay them.

So that ends my first experience of matrimony, which I always thought a highly over-rated performance.

Real movement in the Kerry campaign now. His poll numbers are moving, donations are moving, endorsements are moving. The only thing not moving is his hair.

Sin is powerful, but not as powerful as the liberating power of grace.

She's saving the world one fashion disaster at a time!

Take what you want and pay for it, says God. You can have anything you want, as long as you accept that there is a price and you will have to pay it.