I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that's why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

Being kind is more important than being right.

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.

Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated.

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

Love is not about only about caring, but it is also about what type of feeling for caring

It is easy to love but difficult to forget, so love every moment to create an enormous unforgettable memory.

You're so vain. I bet you think this song is about you.

The government has to be on the side of the people if the corporations take too much power.

It is difficult to be sure of our friends, but it is possible to be certain of our loyalty to them.

It was nice that you guys have such a good sense of humor, because some people don't have the ability to laugh at something.

You both should feel honored.” “Right, very honored,” I said. “Always wanted to be possessed!

I can't be the Mayor of L.A. I hate the Dodgers. I'm a Yankee fan. Yankee fans can't ever root for the Dodgers.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

Maybe what I admired most about John Steinbeck is that he never mortgaged his 45-acre heart for a suite in an ivory tower.