I had read once that dumb people didn't know they were dumb. They thought they were just as smart as anybody else. That was a very unsettling thought. What if I was really dumb and didn't know it?

I figured I only had about two seconds to live. It’s amazing how many thoughts you can have in two seconds.

I had a choice. My instincts told me to hurry up and give the choking man the Heimlich maneuver. My brain told me to stay still until he expired and chalk this one up to divine intervention.

I shrieked like a little girl, which, if you think about it, makes total sense.

This was a true pants-pooping moment.

She looked mean, but I think that was her natural resting face.

Do not go where you don’t belong. I scoffed. That sounded like an invitation if I ever heard one.

A stealthy ninja monkey she was not.

That was when things got weird. You may have thought things were weird already, but this was uber-weird

He’d pushed it back, where he’d kept the thought for weeks, but it wouldn’t stay. Wouldn’t stop. Wouldn’t let him go.

As long as my music is real, it's no limit to how many ears I can grab.

I don't like fights. I don't like aggressive people.

Your birthday is the vintage of your wine; the mark that warns you of your future.

The freeway is just like veins without a heart.

Everything is nothing when you got no one.

If you cannot fail, you cannot learn.

A company shouldn't get addicted to being shiny, because shiny doesn't last.

My arm hurts all the time now. It hurts right now. It never stops hurting.

I like not knowing too much about somebody I'm photographing, because the process also becomes an experience for me to learn about .