I had some great things and I had some bad things. The best and the worst . . . In other words, I had a life.

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.

I ain't no movie star, man. I'm a booty star.

I believe the ability to think is blessed. If you can think about a situation, you can deal with it. The big struggle is to keep your head clear enough to think.

A lie is profanity. A lie is the worst thing in the world. Art is the ability to tell the truth.

Two things people throughout history have had in common are hatred and humour. I am proud that I have been able to use humour to lessen people's hatred.

I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells.

Booty is just a ghetto expression, and I'm just a booty star.

All humor is rooted in pain.

If I thought about it, I could be bitter, but I don't feel like being bitter. Being bitter makes you immobile, and there's too much that I still want to do.

Now they're calling taking drugs an epidemic - that's cos white folks are doing it.

Sometimes you have to choose whether what you’re wishin’ for is really what you want

There is no such thing as a problem breed. However, there is no shortage of 'problem owners'.

Madness in method, that's genius

Can't keep Love like money in the bank

If it can affect me, if it has meaning to me, if I feel I can do it well, I will do it and record it and thats why I recorded these songs.

Some things in life you just can't ride around

The best way to make a permanent change for good is to make Jesus Christ your model and His teachings your guide for life.

There is no expert on what happiness is but many on what it might have been.

The ride does not require an explanation, just participants.

In government you carry each hope; each disillusion. And in politics it's always about the next challenge.