I had the metabolism of a hummingbird on crack.

Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.

Black hair, angelic face, and devil eyes.

Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back

First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times.

If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.

The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.

I'm welding the bimbo room shut.

She can tell you the height of the attacker from the trigonometry of the blood spatter, while I'm fuzzy on what trigonometry is.

I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to oblige.

Your headlights don't scare me.

Look closer at the stress in your own life and you can identify that negative emotions are always built on counterfactual statements.

I think I've always had a decent perspective on wins and losses on the tennis court.

Unable to do away with love, the Church found a way to decontaminate it by creating marriage.

Don't let anyone dictate what you should and shouldn't wear. Do what you want. Who cares?

My role as CEO is to protect the company AND nurture it to grow.

I've seen UFOs, and Loch Ness - I've been to Loch Ness a few times looking for Nessie, and that's also a beautiful place to be.

While cats can be infuriating, little old women in fur coats, they make me laugh. Of course, dogs, horses and my highly social chickens are dear to me, too.

A life without LOVE isn’t a life.

I once had a thousand desires. But in my one desire to know you all else melted away.

But I deny that the Constitution recognizes property in man.