I had these shoes made and 2 to 3 inch lifts inside and the heel was another 2 and half inches. I walked around that way, wherever I could without falling over.

My family comes first. Maybe that's what makes me different from other guys.

You're either sexy or you're not. I'm very self-conscious about my physiognomy.

Memories are like moonbeams; we do with them what we want.

I'm more married to Sandy now than when we were married with the legal document. We're still married as parents.

It isn't true that you live only once. You only die once. You live lots of times if you know how.

Any fool knows that bravado is always a cover-up for insecurity. That's the truth. And on that note, I'll say goodnight. God love you.

A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.

There is nothing wrong with being afraid - but there is nothing more wrong than allowing that to be your master.

I've got a dream lover, so I don't have to dream alone.

I'm a singer who moves like a dancer.

Some people who have been working out regularly for months or even years are still out of shape because the number of cheat days they have in a week exceeds six.

Big name often stands on small legs.

The sun will shine on those who stand before it shines on those who kneel under them.

I don't feel like I've got all that much too important to say on the kind of big national issues.

Perhaps this is the root of all evil, that gardeners are not put in charge of our schools.

Because my father was often absent on naval duty, my mother suffered me to do much as I pleased

Sighing that Nature formed but one such man, and broke the die.

You're either too fat or too thin. You just can't win.

When I put on my uniform, I feel I am the proudest man on earth.

The trouble in modern democracy is that men do not approach to leadership until they have lost the desire to lead anyone.