I had to break up with Medusa. I just got sick of buying mice for her hair. I should have ended it sooner, but you try looking into those eyes.

Sure, I'd like a child of my own. I'd also like a laser pistol, that doesn't mean someone should give me one.

Whatever I haven’t accomplished biologically obviously wasn't all that imperative.

There are many ways to roll with the punches. Still, it’s probably best to avoid people who punch you.

Lately, I've become sort of a fatalist. Well, that was bound to happen.

My parents would not permit ugly language in the house, which was okay with me. I didn't want to learn German anyway.

Most people thought he was insane when he looked up into the sky with a simple handmade telescope and cried out that the Earth revolves around the Sun, because this was four years ago.

Have you ever suddenly realized it's someone else's mood swing and you're just along for the ride?

Share them with only people who can help you with information and support. When you meet negative people, zip your mouth.

One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up.

There are doubts, sir, which, if man have them, it is not man that can solve them.

There is tremendous relief in knowing that His love to me is based at every point on prior knowledge of the worst about me.

[Donald Trump] will stand on the principles that have underpinned his commitment to end illegal immigration in this country. And that's what people will learn more about in the days ahead.

he cut through the 21st Century Gallery, past the big plastic statues of Pluto and Mickey, animal headed gods of lost America

Conversation is an art in which a man has all mankind for his competitors, for it is that which all are practising every day while they live.

Simplicity is the only thing that sufficiently reorients our lives so that possessions can be genuinely enjoyed without destroying us.

Refined indifference is a sports psychology precept: train like there's no tomorrow and then accept whatever happens. Once you step on the field realize that whatever is meant to be is meant to be.