I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

I can’t help to feel like they’re staring at me, too. Judging me. Deeming me not good enough. Not pretty enough. Not cool enough.And to be honest, sometimes I wonder if they’re right.

It's stupid the way people extrapolate the past -- and not slightly stupid, but massively stupid.

The Andrew Principle is when the incompetence of an organization exceeds the incompetence of certain individuals within that organization, thereby allowing their promotion within said organization.

Rocks are space, and space is illusion.

It's interesting to see the world's fascination with a troubled artist. The artists sure wouldn't share their enthusiasm.

You are now free to leave the FAYZ.

I was a pretty insecure kid, didn't have a lot of friends, and was picked on a lot, and music gave me confidence.

It is impossible to imagine a four-dimensional space. I personally find it hard enough to visualize a three-dimensional space!

I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable.

In school if you're different that's uncool. But I try to maintain confidence in who I am...because...you know...I don't really want to change it.