I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

It turns out horrendous when you choose the wrong options.

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The man is meant to be the alpha in the relationship on the money and power front.

The biggest regret? This may be one of those years I have no regrets.

Order is heaven's first law. Order is earth's first law, too.

But the LORD Almighty will be exalted by his justice, and the holy God will show himself holy by his righteousness.

Providence has its appointed hour for everything. We cannot command results, we can only strive.

Conversation is an evanescent relation,--no more.

There's a big difference between being privileged and being spoilt. My parents always said, 'Spoilt means ruined, and you're not ruined, just incredibly fortunate.'

My fashion advice is to have a flattering mirror and then forget about it.