I had to travel half way across the world to be called an American.

I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.

There's 5 levels of fatness! Fluffy is one of the levels. There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy and damn.

Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were?

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.

Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run.

Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.

With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense?

When you go to Hawaii, it's all about "Aloha." It means hello, goodbye and I love you.

You live by the cake, you die by the cake.

Anything is possible as long as you're focused, determined and you really want to do it.

Gus leaned back in his chair, appearing satisfied."Good, " he said. "Cause Maggie's all the nightmare I can take."I smiled. "Gus, I never knew you dreamed of me." He gave me a one-fingered salute

To everybody who didn't believe in me, thank you. Because of you, I had to find my own way, and I did.

What the imagination seizes as beauty must be truth.

What if you threw a protest and no one showed up? The lack of angst and anger and emotion is a big positive.

Great people plant trees they'll never sit under.

I think poetry can help children deal with the other subjects on the curriculum by enabling them to see a subject in a new way.

To fulfill your mission will require that you abandon your agenda and accept God’s agenda for your life.

I came up with a parallel Venice called Venus. set in a parallel Venice about 1701.

The children of believing parents, at least their next and immediate seed, even of us Gentiles now under the gospel, are included by God within the covenant of grace.

Look at the scope of writers who sell stuff. I'm at the very top of the power curve in terms of sales.