I had to wait 110 years to become famous. I wanted to enjoy it as long as possible.

I didn't like mundane life.

Always keep your smile. That's how I explain my long life.

I never wear mascara; I laugh until I cry too often.

I see badly, I hear badly, and I feel bad, but everything's fine.

Always keep a smile. I attribute my long life to that. I believe I will die laughing. That's part of my program.

If you can’t do anything about it, don’t worry about it.

I only have one wrinkle and I'm sitting on it.

I think I will die laughing.

Wit doesn't make girls pretty.

I took pleasure when I could. I acted clearly and morally and without regret. I'm very lucky.

The only thing weaker than a toddler's handshake is their immune system.

It was a lot more fun to get famous than to be famous.

Regret and remorse” is a dialectic issue about what has been done, about what should have been done and about what should not have been done. ( “Island of regret. Island of remorse” )

As ill-luck would have it.

I more or less shared the view that life should be lived.

I always used to associate good directors as being ones who are totally extreme and have an answer for everything and there are no loose ends.

I remember devouring the entire Hardy Boys series over one summer, enthralled by their bravery and cleverness.

If I could apologise and go back and change history I would do. But the goal is still a goal, Argentina became world champions and I was the best player in the world

Few great men would have got past personnel.

Originally I had planned to revert to nuclear physics there, in particular the structure of the deuteron.