I had trouble fitting in, in a musical sense. A lot of drummers get sidetracked by the instrument. It can engulf you.

Don't jack off a cactus, you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings

It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.

The one thing about Billie is he will snap and rip your head off if you point anything out at all other than how beautiful he is and how nice he looks today.

I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other's company and smell each other on the rump

Life is like breakfast: you just mix all ingredients 'cause in your stomach it will all come together.

Punk rock has become another viable art form. It always was. But now it's like everyone's doing it.

I've matured, maybe, but not grown up.

I'm not exactly sure how many kids I have, but yes, I do miss them officially, for the record. In case any of them are listening, I love you.

I'm a drummer. I can count to four and repeat.

I never completed high school and I am very rich and very successful.

Oh, Lord, why was she doomed to adore a man steeped in blindness and utter stupidity?

‎''Your heart is either beating or it's not, your heart never forgets. As long as your heart is beating follow it, it will always stay true to you.

Being broke is only temporary if you do not allow yourself to be poor forever.

In the sinews of the dead there is no blood.

Praying is not about asking; it's about listening... It is just opening your eyes to see what was there all along.

I am in a very unsettled condition, as the oyster said when they poured melted butter all over his back.

You can offer your vibration on purpose. That's what visualization is. That's what imagination is: projecting thought energy on purpose.

The real function of art is to change mental patterns ... making new thought possible.

I’d rather be poor and happy than rich and alone.

Heterosexuality as we know it is so plain boring, dumb, dull and artificial, it has to be imposed upon people, otherwise they don't take it.