I hadn't really done a comedy other than The Ape since Freaks and Geeks.

I grew up in Vancouver, man. That's where more than half of my style comes from.

People don't usually wanna kill me for one of my movies until after they've paid 12 bucks for it.

It's not dying you need to be afraid of, it's never having lived in the first place.

Please don't wear skinny jeans if you don't have skinny genes.

Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet.

You want to create an environment where we're fostering ideas, not rejecting them.

I feel much more comfortable as a writer than an actor. I feel like I am a much better writer than I am an actor.

Most comedy comes out of misery.

I don't think all of my ideas are good. It's almost easier when people are critical of you because it helps with the quality control.

Even vegetables have feelings in our world.

Resentment lies in the heart of fools.

Support the strong, give courage to the timid, remind the indifferent, and warn the opposed.

The lure of the distant and the difficult is deceptive. The great opportunity is where you are.

I always write what feels really true and honest and me.

Laws die, books never.

All beings wish for happiness, so extend your compassion to all.

I love to dance in the disco, but that's about it.

The secret of all power is - save your force. If you want high pressure you must choke off waste.

If you can't solve a problem, it's because you're playing by the rules

One of the key things in the tech business in particular is that you need to be able to push boundaries.