I happen to live in reality. The name of my city is Literalville. And it makes a lot of people uncomfortable.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

People say I'm a gold digger, but do you see me wearing gold? No. I'm wearing diamonds.

I should like to elbow aside the established pieties and raise my martini glass in salute to the mortal arts of pleasure.

Lady Maccon cogitated. She would like to encourage this new spirit of social-mindedness. If Felicity needed anything in her life, it was a cause. Then she might stop nitpicking everyone else.

We are always paid for our suspicion by finding what we suspect. [So why not suspect good rather than bad in events, people and life and thereby find it more?]

I would suggest that a feminism which does not also seek to alter the exploitation of poorer women is not feminism at all, but is simply a variant form of upper-class politics and self-privileging.

Hey, it's your birthday ?. Sit back, relax and enjoy it ? you've earned it! Have a Great One.

The most unrealistic person in the world is the cynic, not the dreamer.

I put my talent in my work, I save my Genius for my life.

To make three guineas do the work of five.

I know what you're thinking... and you oughtta be ashamed of yourself.