I happen to represent Enron here in Houston. We have many good corporate citizens here in Houston. Enron happened to have been one.

I am a queen, and I demand to be treated like a queen.

Today we have two Vietnams, side by side, north and south.

As Members of Congress, we should not be using public office for private gain.

Maybe the word welfare should be changed to something of, 'a transitional living fund.' For that is what it is - for people to be able to live.

Love is like a roller coaster. It can take you to the highest, most spectacular heights or drop you to bottom in seconds. However, even with the risks, love is undoubtedly worth it in the end.

We have not won the battle against drug trafficking.

What am I a prostitute? Am I your prostitute? You can't prostitute me.

Marching with over a million women in support of our reproductive rights was one of the most empowering things I have done, both as a woman and as a Member of Congress.

It's all right to agree or disagree on the balanced budget amendment. It's all right to talk about how we're going to appropriate.

People have been turned away from hospitals simply because they have no insurance. People have been put out of hospitals because they have reached the lifetime caps.

Realizing your virtues is based on your determination

I don't remember half of the new bands, though - and I think that's kind of where we're going. It's turning into just a big derby of songs. May the best song win.

To me thin people never had any meaningful problems.

Boys are so much drama.

Donkeys live a long time. None of you has ever seen a dead donkey.

I'm not trying to be coy or manipulative or Machiavellian, I want to spark people's imaginations.

Board the cows! We've come to enslave your marigolds.

Good places for aphorisms: in fortune cookies, on bumper stickers, and on banners flying over the Palace of Free Advice.

As a producer, you can't break up w/your own project. It's like sleeping with someone that you don't like... Forever.

As the rich consume more and more, they are clearly not going to want to downgrade their own status.