I hate London when it's not raining.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

I'm a tad insane, but I promise you won't forget me.

Now that Mohtarma Veena Malik has embraced Burqa, she should be sent to negotiate with Maulana Burqa, dare I say.

I still want to put together bigger and better programs to work with the community. I still think I could do better on that end.

I'm the kind of guy who can't keep a plant alive for a week, let alone a relationship.

The information was correct but the interpretations were not.

Every child has a right to education as much as to life, and every woman the right to live.

It is a tremendous act of violence to begin anything. I am not able to begin. I simply skip what should be the beginning.

Building trust means thinking about trust in a positive way.

Be wary then; best safety lies in fear.