I hate McDonald's. I don't want to order my dinner by yelling into a clown's mouth. If I want my face in a clown's mouth, I'll tongue kiss Glenn Beck.

You get told to look before you leap. But if you are too careful you may end up just looking.

Self discipline is the ability to make yourself do something you don’t necessarily want to do, to get a result you would really like to have.

I got a gymnastics scholarship to college, fell in love with my true love of my whole life - who I'm married to now - and he was a virgin too. It was very romantic.

The OGP is something that has brought the world community together.

I toiled after it, sir, as some men toil after virtue.

One of the early signs of sophistication is not giving way to all inclinations but rather sending your emotions to school so they will learn how to behave.

Her clothes were filled with safety pins and hidden tears.

The more I study Hindu scriptures, and the more I discuss them with Brahmins, the more I feel convinced that untouchability is the greatest blot upon Hinduism.

I like it [Rotterdam] much better than Amsterdam which is too much like a postcard. It's too cute for me. Rotterdam is more real, it's got a stomach.

Toys are made in heaven, batteries are made in hell.