I hate a messy kitchen and my more casual husband has come to recognize it's more pleasant for him to clean up after himself rather than deal with me hating a messy kitchen.

When you have a life milestone happen, it's good to step back and reassess the things you thought you knew about yourself.

When you're dealing with an in-law violation, I think the first line of defense is for the blood relation to have a serious talk.

Once an affair is over, the cheaters need to agree not to see each other anymore in order to reestablish trust with their spouses.

Obama's major accomplishment is himself. This can be an effective argument to make to undecided voters and something Obama has to artfully address.

I know this is awkward, but when you laugh after almost everything you say, it ends up undermining you.

Interfering, judgmental, and disrespectful mothers-in-law are common complaints.

The human heart is a mysterious and sometimes dark place.

Аs I've mentioned many times, sitting through graduation ceremonies is one of life's drearier milestones.

I understand polyamory is different from polygamy, and doesn't share the latter's rigid and noxious views that men run the show and are the only ones allowed multiple partners.

Anyone who marries gets no guarantee that their partner, no matter what they vow, will always keep that promise.

History a distillation of rumor

I definitely think moving around helped shape me and has helped me be a better player.

As long as I can buy records and books and maybe some clothes, I'm pretty stoked. I don't need a yacht or anything.

... if the production of any commodity necessitates the sacrifice of human life, society should do without that commodity, but itcan not do without that life.

I prefer all but the very worst travel books, to all but the very best novels.

I want an explosion the size of Cleveland.

The two Great Unknowns, the two Illustrious Conjecturabilities! They are the best known unknown persons that have ever drawn breath upon the planet.

I started acting because I enjoyed school plays.

Being president is like running a cemetery: you've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening.