I hate all generalisations.

I was high on life but eventually I built up a tolerance.

I'm not even worried about settling down. I think it's way too early. I'm 25 and I'm in show business. I mean, if things go well, my wife hasn't even been born yet.

I believe that if you go on a date and get to second base and then you go home alone and rub one out, that's like runs batted in.

I just got a new iPod. It's got 80 gigabytes. Because I like to jog for three weeks at a time and I do not want to hear the same song twice.

I deserve someone who likes me for who I am pretending to be.

I'm in love with a philosophy major, and she doesn't even know I exist. And what's worse, she can prove it.

A woman is a highly developed, deeply intelligent, infinitely complicated being. And it needs to be carefully tricked into doing things.

I quit because I'm so tired of hearing bad news about cigarettes... Even if they discover good news, they don't publicize it - like the fact that smoking seriously reduces the risk of jogging.

I'm trying to feel terrified and alone. And regret every decision I've ever made, drenched in a cold sweat. It's called going to sleep. Maybe you've heard of it.

I never smoke grass and drive my car because, for one thing, no matter how many letters I write to the road commissions, they still refuse to start designing highways with second-chance exits.

Your will has to be stronger than your excuses. Your will has to be stronger than your fear.

Past success is no guarantee of future success, so I have learned to be an entrepreneur. I began to produce and direct my own projects.

My knowledge of Abuja is not as deep as my knowledge of Lagos.

Composition is a way of living out your philosophy and calling it art.

When anybody laughs, he has no mind, no thought, no problem, no suffering.

Where do ideas come from? Ideas come from other ideas.

I'm manipulating the audience. I'm making sure people sympathize.

Legends are not born - they are created.

In England, we have such good manners that if someone says something impolite, the police will get involved.

Whatever road you've been given, enjoy that road.